Things I've Learned (Both Easy Way and Hard Way) And Other Things I Knew But Have Just Been Reinforced Lately

I actually have no recollection of what the capitalization rules are for titles.

I am an analogy addict.  I am addicted to analogies. They are the only way I know how to explain my life accurately.

Everything happens for a reason.  But it actually does.  I use this explanation for everything.  Especially things I can't figure out.  I hate (yeah I just bold, underlined, and italicized that for emphasis!) not understanding situations.

Cheeky underwear does not suit me.  Sorry Victoria's Secret.

I do not throw up often, but I do throw up easily.

My attempts to hold grudges fail me miserably every single time.  Like I said, I just can't help but love everybody.  This is why people (*cough* boys) should stop hurting my feelings.  Because as much as I try and hate them, I CAN'T DO IT.

Sometimes, it is okay to watch Gossip Girl instead of doing my homework.

It is really hard to keep people I love out of my life when they really want to be in it.

Purple is a great color.

I need to wear a belt more often, I feel like I give a crack show everyday to WHS. Yikeees.

People aren't always going to listen to what I have to say. I guess that is okay....

The self-improvement section at Barnes and Noble is my new fave hang out.  But seriously, I felt so inspired.  I'm such a sucker for that kind of stuff.

Rolling around in a giant bucket with my best friend and laughing hysterically will give people the impression that we are really freaking drunk.  We're really just being ourselves.

I shouldn't text/tweet out of anger. I WILL REGRET IT WHEN I AM NOT SO MAD.

I HATE WINTER. (Cards I just filtered so much right here you should defs be proud of me)

I seem to be the only single person who isn't feeling sorry for themselves that I don't have a boyfriend.

I wish I was as good at expressing my happiness through words as I am at expressing my sadness through words. Shmeh.

Life is never going to deal me any of the cards I expect (yes yes I know how cliche)

Eating that sundae is never going to be worth it.  Allergic reactions are so much worse than that ice cream was good.

Telling random people I don't know what I love about them never hurt anyone.

Boys usually side with their best friend, Dick.  Especially when they are drunk.

My dog and I do like each other sometimes.

The Packers are the greatest team in all of sports history. God bless the U.S. and amen.

Taking risks is what life is all about bitches!

This blog is getting really long and pointless now... 再见！我爱你!