Okay so I know if someone gets me started I could go on for forever and ever. I'm going to try and condense it.
The dress code. If someone looks like they are going to work the street after school, I get it. But are you really going to make me change because my shorts are a little shorter than my fingertips? Hello! I have really long arms!
Grinding. It's straight up raunchy. Okay so this is coming from the girl who is uncomfortable with holding her boyfriend's hand in public, but still. Would you give your boyfriend a handie in front of everyone at the dance? I would hope not. I don't see the difference between a handie and grinding when it's just your butt doing the same work.
Sluts. I hate how all these girls think they have to advertise their vagina like it's a festival. We are in high school, there should not be ANY kind of festival going on down there. You should want a guy to like who you are as a person, not for your goods. If he doesn't see how beautiful you really are, it's his loss not yours. Move on
Texting. I'm definitely guilty of this one but I have to say it. If I'm trying to have a conversation with you, put the phone away. It's disrespectful and it seems like you could care less about what I have to say.
PDA. STOP PRIVATES ARE FOR PRIVATE TIME ENOUGH SAID.
Fake girls. Stop talking behind my back and say what you have to say TO MY FACE. I wish girls were like boys where they just punched each other when they were pissed.
Lying. I don't care if the truth hurts. It hurts more to know you lied.
People who hate on the Packers. It's just unattractive. Yeah, I don't like the Vikings. Do I need to go around broadcasting it and trying to make people feel bad about liking them? No. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all.
People who are overly sarcastic. It actually hurts my feelings. You can joke around without being mean and it is a whole lot funnier.
People with gross hair. Brush it. Wash it. Do whatever you need to do so it doesn't look like something is living in there.
Pimples. I know this is so gross, but when people have big juicy zits that are about to blow you just need to pop it.
Taylor Swift Haters. She is brilliant. Just accept it.
Okay so this could be so much longer but I don't need to be in a rant-y mood for the rest of the night so I'm going to stop where I am.
This made me laugh. A lot. I like how honest it is, and truthful. Everything you said was gross is straight up nasty. I agree. The part about the Packers made me think about the song Green and Yellow. If you haven't heard it, you should listen to it. It's pretty funny.
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